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♪♪
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Is coloring boring, Dad?
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Of course not.
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It's so much fun to color
with you, Megan.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Let's color some shit
fucking purple!
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Yay!
fucking purple!
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You like my hair, Nancy?
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Most girls find it ridiculous.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Nancy, you cannot
go upstairs with him.
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Barb, if I want to go upstairs,
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and do stranger things
with Steve,
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then you can just wait for me
here, so sober and so alone.
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This is all so strange.
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Oh, yeah.
So strange.
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You like my thing?
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Your stranger thing.
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Take my stranger thing, then.
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It's too strange.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ugh. Totally gonna get
blamed for this, aren't I?
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Yeah, I just ordered an Uber.
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It's this new cheap option
called "Uber Plow."
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Just one more pick-up.
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What's happening?
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Are you Stephanie?
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No!
I'm Muriel Van Howl, III.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Ah, my hip!
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Man: Uber Zeppelin
for Muriel.
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Yes, that's me.
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You like Led Zeppelin?
[ Chuckles ]
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I'm just kidding.
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I got my old mix
of Billy Joel dubstep.
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Oh, shit.
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Fun fact... Brothels were
abundant in ancient Pompei.
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Rome minted special coins
for payments
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with pictures of the sexual act
that the person would pay for.
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Some were worth more than
others, depending on the act.
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Hey, could we get
a flashback on that?
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You bet.
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Anyone have change for an anal?
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Yeah, I got four missionaries.
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Look at all these handjobs.
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Sorry, you can't pay for melon
with a reverse cowgirl.
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I'd like to buy
your finest orgy.
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Okay.
This is a missionary coin.
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You just drew more people
on here.
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That's how it looked
when I got it.
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It's customary to tip
after a flashback.
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A rim job!
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Thank you, good sir.
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I can't believe
we're gonna swim with sharks.
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It seems so dangerous.
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Oh, there's the human now!
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Don't worry, Sharketta.
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They can't hurt us
inside this cage.
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Ah!
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Ugh, God, Sharkjoe.
You fucking liar.
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Humans truly are
the bloodthirsty predators
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our shark movies
make them out to be.
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Wow, that was cute.
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Anything happen up here?
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Nope.
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Them damn space parasite, you
got to stop taking over my body.
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Venom:
No. "Hamilton."
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What?
What are you talking about?
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I want to see
"Hamilton."
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"Hamilton," the hottest show
in history?
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Come on. I'm Eddie Brock,
not the Great Mandrake.
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You want me to get house tickets
or something?
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I can barely hold on
to my accent.
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"Hamilton."
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My God, what a great show!
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I had no idea the founding
fathers could rap.
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Alexander Hamilton
was not Black,
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but it's still incredible.
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Meet Lin-Manuel Miranda.
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No. There's no way we can...
Oh!
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Yo, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Lin Miranda.
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Lenny La-Mandolin.
Oh, don't be sorry.
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I'd be surprised if people
didn't sneak in to see me.
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I want to touch him.
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No, no, no, no, no!
Hm.
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You say, "I love you."
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I love you, Lin.
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I love me, too.
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[ Screams ]
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♪ I am
Alexander Hamilton ♪
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♪ Alexander Hamilton
is super cool! ♪
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And also Venom...
Lin Venom Well-Menanda.
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Badum!
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Hey, are you that tree
that killed Sonny Bono?
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Yeah, I got him.
What's it to you?
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This is from Cher.
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No, no, no, no!
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Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
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Wasn't that fun?
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Alright.
For the next part of our show,
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we'll need a word
from the audience.
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- Impotence.
- Damn it, Carol!
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Thanks for taking
a chance on me, sir.
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I'm ready to be a star.
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Squidward, I'm telling you,
nobody has got what you got.
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Okay. Tentacles ready.
and action.
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Woman:
Oh. Ooh.
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Oh, yes, Squidward.
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I'm a big, bright, shining star.
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It's scared.
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[ Cheering ]
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Oh, yes. It thinks
it left the oven on.
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[ Cheering ]
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It's wondering if anyone
saw if the oven was off.
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[ Murmuring ]
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Narrator: Previously on
"Giraffe Cop"...
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You sure this is a safe place
for a drug deal?
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Bro, we're on the second floor.
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The cops can't touch us up here.
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Oh, no!
It's giraffe cop!
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I'm always sticking my neck
out for you guys.
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♪ Who's the badge
who eats chutes and leaves? ♪
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- ♪ Giraffe Cop ♪
- ♪ Who ♪
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♪ Giraffe Cop ♪
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Damn right.
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Alright, Zico, deal is a deal.
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You hand over that space nuke
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in exchange for
200 Zacdar crystals.
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It was a pleasure doing business
with you, Captain Kirk.
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The pleasure is all mine.
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Oh, and one last thing...
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I want to say that
you Zactarians
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are the filthiest scum
in the galaxy,
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and I'm disgusted
just looking at you.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Scotty: There's a transporter
malfunction.
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Did you really mean that?
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No, no, no, no, no.
It was a joke.
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It was what we do, you know,
when you, you know,
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you make just friends,
just friends.
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Why would say that?
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Fixed the problem, Captain!
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Ha.
Because it's true!
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You're a planet of
grade-A shit people.
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Beam me up!
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Oh, no.
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Captain, there's a dingo
in the flip rotator.
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Oh, God.
Come on, Scotty.
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You did mean it!
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You think we're shit people.
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No, no, no. No, no.
It was all me, Zica.
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Zica, look at me.
I'm a shit people.
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I'm a shit person.
I'm shit.
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Forgive me.
Okay.
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I appreciate your apology.
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All fixed now, Captain.
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Psyche!
Adios, shit baby!
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Beam me up!
Kirk out.
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Where's the space nuke, Captain?
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Well, uh, crap.
It looks like I forgot it.
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You'll have to go back.
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Yeah, no. No.
Um, I can't do that.
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Man: Whoa, whoa!
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♪♪
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What's this?
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Well, Solid Snake,
I'm afraid you have scoliosis.
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Have you been putting
a strain on your back?
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Well, when I want to
be sneaky, I do this.
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Where did you go?
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Hm, since you didn't pay me
for pied-piping away your rats,
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I shall now pied-pipe
away your children.
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Oh, no, terrible.
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Oh, no, not the children.
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No, definitely
not my little Johan.
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Oh, Johan.
I miss you.
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♪♪
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Well, hello, there.
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I'm Grandmother Willow,
sage spirit of the Earth
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that gives advice to Pocahontas
of the Powhatan tribe.
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Yeah, we gave them all smallpox.
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Oh!
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Then, I guess I can
give advice to you.
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Oh, here's some advice...
Don't be a tree
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where I'm building my house.
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Ah!
Oh, no.
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You know, I was thinking,
after dinner tonight,
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maybe we could, you know?
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Ugh.
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She is angry that you only speak
to her when you want the sex.
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I don't take advice from tables.
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Stupid face in the wood!
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I'm gonna stay at my mother's.
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She wants you to go after her.
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Listen to your heart, and paint
with all the colors of the...
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Burn, you stupid face!
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You're a real piece of shit,
you know that?
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And she's been fucking
your neighbor.
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Paint with that, asshole.
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And now, for a special
sponsored edition of
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"Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,"
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please welcome
the Disney Princesses.
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"Ariel looks like a fish
with severe mercury poisoning."
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Jesus.
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Some of my friends died
from mercury poisoning.
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"Cinderella is"... that's me...
"as interesting
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as a sack of flour that married
into the right family."
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Well, fuck!
I was abused.
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That's interesting.
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"I wanted to see her
make out with the bear."
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That was me mum.
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How dare you!
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Now, you're dead!
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So, healthcare...
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Every time a bell rings,
an angel gets its wings.
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Oh, that's right, sweetheart.
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Oh, well, I'm finally
gonna be an angel.
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Hold him.
Hold him.
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Oh! Oh, no!
No!
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Oh, God, no!
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Oh, no! No!
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No, no, no!
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Oh, it hurts!
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Way to go, Clarence.
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[ Giggles ]
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[ Clarence screams ]
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Is there any warrior who wishes
to challenge T'Challa
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for the mantel of
the Black Panther?
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Very well.
If there is no challenger...
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[ "Pink Panther" theme plays ]
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♪♪
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Pink Panther challenges
Black Panther.
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Let the battle begin.
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Ow.
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[ Grunting ]
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♪♪
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Huh?
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♪♪
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What?
Oh!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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What?
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Oh, good idea.
I should look nice.
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I've been building to this
for a while.
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♪♪
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He's had enough.
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He has to yield,
or the challenge is not done.
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Do you yield?
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He does not yield.
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♪